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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

(Source: untrustyou)

Posted on 19 Apr 14 with 49,022 notes
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sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

Posted on 19 Apr 14 with 58,357 notes
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wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

Posted on 19 Apr 14 with 13,189 notes
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mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

Posted on 18 Apr 14 with 60,523 notes
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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radicaltitania:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

IT’S  SO FUNNY CAUSE THEIR MAIN PROBLEM IS THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE ANYONE’S FEELINGS BUT THEIR OWN

AND THE COMMENTS DO EXACTLY THAT

I wish it was funny but it’s actually majorly exhausting and we really don’t value your attention as much as you fuckin’ think. :| How bout you wander off and let us get wasted in peace? 

Posted on 18 Apr 14 with 64,149 notes
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wessasaurus-rex:

kittikat4812:

Numbuh 5 Cosplay

YES YES! 

Posted on 18 Apr 14 with 24,498 notes
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freckles-and-feathers-forever:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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What just happened

Posted on 18 Apr 14 with 825,392 notes
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